More tranny stories later!
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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