I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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