i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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