Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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