if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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