and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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