Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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