There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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