Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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