I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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