i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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