blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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