so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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