you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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