They should really pass out barf bags in church
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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