just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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