I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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