he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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