I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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