Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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