marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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