id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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