Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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