After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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