She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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