you're like a bully in the Christmas story
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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