Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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