new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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