this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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