Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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