Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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