i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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