I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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