Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Randomize
