You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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