New invention idea: vibrating tampons
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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