then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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