I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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