The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
