My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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