Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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