I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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