The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Randomize
