Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You pole danced in your parka.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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