Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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