The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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