why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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