How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
