Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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