remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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