is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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