it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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