just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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