so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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