i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I still have a little drunk in my system
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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