You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just want to make out with him forever
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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